How To Get Kicked Off The T-Ball Field

1. Tell the short stop the best way to stop a triple is to tackle the runner.
2. Convince the opposing team you're not supposed to use your hands.
3. Keep asking the catcher who manufactures his cup.
4. Secretly tie the baseball to the Tee.
5. Whenever a player steals a base read him his Miranda rights.
6. Pretend you see Hell's angles in the outfield.
7. Whenever you hear, "you're out!" look over at your wife and say kind of like the time I walked in on your double play with the opposing coach and last night's umpire. Someone really stole home that day. Now excuse me while I go warm up my wiener."

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