How To Have Fun On April Fools Day

1. Go to an adult bookshop and ask the owner if he knows how to get to Sesame Street.
2. Ask a librarian for a private room and a small stack of magazine porn
3. Ask the pharmacist if using the nicotine patch as nipple tassels means you shouldn't breast feed.
4. Change a Clothing Store sign to a Clothing Optional Store sign.
5. Ask who wants to join you for some naked miniature golf.
6. Interpret the phrase lickity split as literally as possible.
7. Whenever someone asks what you're feeling reply, "Penis envy."
8. Buy some shears from Home Depot. Explain that you had been asked to trim the store’s rosebush. Then ask if you can speak to Rose.

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I just assumed the chain letter was supposed to go the jewelry store.